For those who hated Jar-Jar and mini-Darth...

http://members.onecenter.com/hollywood/phantomedit/

I’m certain much of this is web-style hype and B.S., but the idea is interesting. It is supposedly a linear edit of the home release (no new footage or re-sequencing), which cuts the failed comic relief and tedious exposition of the original.

There is discussion in the message boards about potential web distribution and obvious legal problems. I doubt I will ever see it, but I like the idea.

Hell, I might do a similar edit of “Return of the Jedi” myself. I can’t watch the damn thing without searching past that god-awful muppet show at the beginning.

Suck.com is dead, can “The Onion” be far behind? Dammit.

NO! NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO!!!

Life would be meaningless without The Onion!