For those who live in the US: What your state is best and worst at.

I’m from California. It’s pretty clear that California does great film, but not so much that the rest of the world’s film culture can safely be ignored. But our porn? Best stuff in the world by far.

Worst? Our citizens cannot distinguish that actors are not the roles they are playing. We have elected two bad actors to be governor, twice each, without understanding that we didn’t even get a reach around during their incompetence.

Worst at robbery and best at… being average?

Seriously? The best thing that Illinois is good at is being right in the middle?

That’s what got me. Am I supposed to be proud that I’m the best at being average? WTH?

I find it hilarious that while Mississippi has the highest amount of churches, neighboring Alabama actually has the highest church attendance.

Keep building 'em Mississippi! You’ll get #1 eventually!

Indiana is “least green”?

:dubious:

Isn’t there more coal mining in other states?

And the best they could think of was “Most Vice Presidents” for the good?

Bah.

Well, I ain’t from here, I just live here.

Yeah, most average. Gee, thanks.

I like that Mormon land Utah has the highest usage of porn.

Its the magical underpants.

What is Iowa best at? Getting along. People just seem to do it. There is an unusually low level of tension in the air for a state that is not composed entirely of white fundamentalist Christians (athough we’ve sure got our share).

What Iowa is worst at is probably instrumental music. It’s become something that exists mostly to have high school competitions. Most Iowans would no sooner keep playing an instrument after graduation than keep playing football, and their tastes in the arts reflect that even if they’re culture vultures.

What does "worst"at abortion mean?

One word: Gary

Here in Tennessee, we may be corrupt, but at least we won’t be likely to have chicken pox scars when we do the perp walk.

Highest survival rate.

Okay, I have to wonder. NY is best for it’s use of transit. NY is worst for its commutes. Cause and effect; vice versa; or simply coincidence?

ETA: Not that I have great faith in either of those claims for my state. NY should be best for most useless legislature.

Oklahoma:

Best license plate. Whoo Hoo!
Worst Female Criminals. Whoo Hoo?

Hmm, it seems Virginia is best at Presidential births and worst at motorcycle deaths. What if we had a President who was born in Virginia and liked to ride motorcycles? Would each condition cancel each other out? I’m confused.

Ever slept with a mormon? I’m not surprised.

Nevada is best at hookers, and worst at crime. That sums it up nicely, actually.

Ok, so Georgia hosts the busiest airport hub and is the most sickly. It’s all them outsiders at the airport bringin’ in all those germs I tells ya! :smiley:

I’m in Maryland/DC so I have a high income but apparently I also have AIDS. Bummer.

Most golf holes and mobile homes. It makes sense. The contrast between rich and poor in this state is distinct.

Word.