Wasn’t there another thread on this very recently? Oh well, I’ll say it again:
Women can pee standing up. Easily and neatly. No device required.
Here is the technique:
Drop trou. Bend over a bit. Pee.
(You pee out the back, not the front.)
You do it all the time, gals. You just don’t think of it as “peeing standing up” because you are facing away from the toilet. When you go into a grotty rest room, and you pee without sitting on the revolting toilet seat, you are peeing standing up! With a little practice, you can learn to aim.
As for writing our names in the snow, I guess that’s still out. 