Thought that we could use an area to really tell Forest Gump what we think of his batshit insanity. Have at it.
I like Forrest Gump.
He is not a smart man, but he knows what love is.
Why are we pitting such a nice young man who was wounded in the but-tocks?
Plus, he sure plays a mean Ping-Pong.
I suggest that you either cut the dose in half or double it.
Take your fucking meds Forest and quit being such an projecting MRA asshole.
Took me a bit to figure out what all this “Forrest Gump” business lately has been referring to.
Man, I’ll never understand how some of you can actually even *read *threads like that. Even if I try, I feel my brain cringe at me for abusing it on such drivel, when there are so many more interesting things to read elsewhere.
Indeed. You gotta take either more of it or less of it. Because, you know, it takes a clear mind to MAKE IT!
Let’s give this guy some credit. His word salad is mixed with decent parenthetical phrases, ellipses that are actually ellipses, commas that work, semicolons, and sufficient paragraph breaks.
I actually managed to read some of it instead of rage quitting.
he’s a sock that was previously banned (for trolling or something - possibly because he’s just a loon - he was short lived in 2014) - why he has not been banned as a sock now is unknown.
Stupid is as stupid does. Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I gotta pee.
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I don’t exist.
Doesn’t that make you hot for me ladies?
His thread got closed.
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Rather than try to sort out productive debate among the wheat and the chaff, I’m just going to lock this. There’s probably a few borderline rule stuff going on here, so I’ll just remind everyone to please play nice in the future.
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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20361437&postcount=375
But he wasn’t a hypocrite, therefore he deserved to get posts more than almost all other heterosexual men!
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
How 'bout that Weird Al song about Forrest Gump? That’s a jumpy little number.
is rage quitting different from apathy quitting?
(need answer whenever)
Rage quitting from apathy is an oxymoron, which is a contradiction, and thus is a man who interacts with women without raping them, or something. I admit I wasn’t entirely clear on that point.
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How 'bout that Weird Al song about Forrest Gump? That’s a jumpy little number.
[/QUOTE]Hadn’t seen that before. Thank you, Jenny.
Trainwreck syndrome.
I think that thread may have been the single most incomprehensible thing I’ve read on the Dope, and that includes the magic mushroom guy.