I would not want to be alone within 500 feet of THIS GUY!
Make that 500 miles. This guy creeps me out! Makes Norman Bates seem like Tickle Me Elmo, in comparison. :::shudder:::
Does this guy’s pic creep anyone else here out?
Maybe that link took me somewhere else entirely, but…Tom Grenn creeps you out?
Uh, are we in 5th grade or something? I don’t really think it’s funny to make fun of the way people look.
The link is accurate, and it is Tom Green’s website, but it’s not Tom Green that I find creepy, it’s freaky blonde guy in the large picture on the page. Try refresh if doesn’t show up.
Never mind the creepy blond guy - how frightening is it that Tom Green and Drew Barrymore are married? Yeah, and I pictured that one coming a from mile away!
I’d be alot more afraid to find him in my house!
Although I agree with Voguevixen, I don’t think this guy would be too scary after the dogs finished with him. At which time, I’d be up and alert, waiting to take care of what was left.
That’s nothing…get a load of THIS GUY!
You may never sleep again!
Someone owes me a new can of Coke. ::glances at VV::
Gotcha all beat: http://www.geocities.com/lonely451_2000/me.html
ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
LOL Vogue! I will be the first to admit that my own photo isn’t exactly flattering. 
And no, we aren’t in 5th grade. I’m not necessarily making fun of the scary blonde guy himself, as much as I am about the way he appears in that particular photo. He looks as if he ready to dismember someone, by the expression on his face. I can only assume that he wasn’t too thrilled about his photo being taken at the time. He may be completely harmless IRL, but if anyone were looking at me that way, I would be running away, very fast.
Uh Guys… Taake scary blond guys hair, turn it brown and give him a goatee…
Sure looks like a shaved blond Tom Green to me…
Love it, Dijon. If I were gay, I’d be all over that guy. 
Dijon…that guys head looks like its waaaayyyyy too big for his body. Very odd. Perhaps that’s due to his inflated ego. Funny, its doesn’t LOOK like real gold.
MSK-actually, I agree, and from the angle the photographed him as well…it’s like, his head looks really long…
It’s Herve Villechaise as an adult…
Djonn I am weeping with laughter
I got to say, its the whole package. The screw down hair do…the smirk of “gigolo importance” -WITH EXPLANATION OF WHAT THE GIGOLO is. Scarf Tie, gold bar necklace, ring and watch! LOL and the picture of his car. Oh GOD this has to be a joke!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHA! For the love of god, one of the female dopers has to email this guy. Please!!!
As he says so eloquently
Email, please satisfy a lonely man. Good Bye my Future woman.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
This really better be a joke
It can’t be any scarier than Rubber Burner…