I started a thread the other week about gagging by toothbrush. It turns out, that many dopers gag whilst brushing their teeth.
I caught the Tom Green show on Saturday night. Tom said to his sidekick that he would stick his long, spider like fingers in Humplik’s mouth. The sidekick said that he wouldn’t vomit. Tom, being Tom, stuck his fingers, knuckle deep, in his mouth.
Much gagging ensued. A couple of cc’s of puke a sputum dribbled from Humplik’s gob. That got me going.
Tom, being Tom, put those vomit covered fingers in his own mouth. Jumped up christ…I had to change channels, and think pleasant thoughts or else…
Tom Green is one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen. I haven’t caught it recently, but watched it religiously last summer. I have one of the videos too, and always crack up when I watch it.
One thing I’m learning is…always leave them wanting more…or know when to end the bit.
Maybe he is prolonging it on purpose…but his gags go on a bit long at times.
…and I look forward to reading in the paper when he gets the shit beat out of him.
I find no humor in tactless and rude behavior for a laugh at the expense of others. As far as the things he does to his parents…if he was my kid, I’d get a restraining order and send him to jail if he violated it.
He’s an absolute piece of filth as a human…his idea of humor is my idea of unnerving immaturity and insolence.
I have to agree with SS about a restraining order, but you have to give credit to anyone with the audacity and patience to paint his parents’ house PLAID. That was one of the most hilarious things I’ve seen in a while.
Cheer up. He’s only got one ball, does that make you feel better!
I haven’t ever seen his show because I don’t have whatever channel he’s on but I have seen highlights on E Entertainment’s Talk Soup show and the highlights I’ve seen are pretty funny. I also liked him in the movie Road Trip. Aside from that, I haven’t seen enough to decide one way or the other.
I try to focus my hatred on one person at a time until they die. Right now it’s Will Ferrell on Saturday Night Live. (Hey, don’t knock it. It worked on Chris Farley.) Once Ferrell bites it, I may switch to Tom Green. But even then, it’s iffy. After all, he’s already got an embarrassing cancer, and he’s probably going to get himself killed soon anyway.
Now, now there is nothing wrong with deriving entertainment from annoying celebrity death. Although, personally I would have gone with David Arquette rather than either Tom Green or Will Ferrell.
(Actually, not a bad idea. Focusing Dark Jedi powers ‘David Arquette, I find your lack of faith disturbing. . .’)
“… I look forward to reading in the paper when he gets the shit beat out of him . . . I find no humor in tactless and rude behavior for a laugh at the expense of others . . . He’s an absolute piece of filth as a human…his idea of humor is my idea of unnerving immaturity and insolence.”
—All the same reasons I can’t stand Michael Moore, even if I do agree with some of his politics.
