Huh?
How many people were at Clinton’s rally?
Wow. Did you guys catch the almost-silent reaction to Bill Clinton’s name there? Sounded like a lot of people were stifling boos.
I noticed it.
Yup. Coulda heard a mouse fart.
Wow, even Clinton knows she’s forked!
I sleep the sleep of the Saved nowadays. I swear everyone ought to swim first thing in the morning. Makes you feel great, you sleep like a log.
I’m noticing what an amazing President he’s going to be.
A little late to the party, dontcha think? 
Obama is going to absolutely destroy Grandpa McCain.
McCain might as well concede right now.
Get in before HRC
Obama’s web site just announced 26.5 more supers who will be voting for him but were withholding their announcements until the final polls closed.
Yeah, I’m reaaallllyyy looking forward to the debates. Obama’s gonna hammer McCain.
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, as tempting as it definitely is.
Me? You haven’t been paying attention the last few months, have you? 
I use about one smiley per decade, but sadly, I still do not know how to convey humor.
Wow. Wow. That gave me chills. Political speeches aren’t supposed to give me chills.
CNN’s video and audio are slightly out of sync. I am watching Kung Fu Obama.
Obama’s been getting good coverage though. He’s been able to preempt his competitors speeches on the news cycle again and again. He did it again to McCain just now.
Wow.
Can I let the tears flow now?