Formicophilia - From the latest Staff Report



Does “formicophilia” sound like an un-natural love of countertops to anyone else but me?

I thought it was love of having sex ON countertops. Which seems more plausible, don’t you think?

That “one fellow” was a severely messed up guy! Ugh…I feel dirty now…

let’s review-

Sex on countertops- good.
Creepy, icky, nasty bug fetish- very bad.

I need a shower. :eek: