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Does “formicophilia” sound like an un-natural love of countertops to anyone else but me?
I thought it was love of having sex ON countertops. Which seems more plausible, don’t you think?
That “one fellow” was a severely messed up guy! Ugh…I feel dirty now…
let’s review-
Sex on countertops- good.
Creepy, icky, nasty bug fetish- very bad.
I need a shower. :eek: