Since the Zette inspired thread dealing with penises and boobies has proved popular, I thought I’d introduce a thread dealing with the second most popular thread topics around here – farting and fetishes. Amazingly enough, I’m able to once again, put the two topics together. And, once again, there is a real question behind the topic.
Just the other day I ran across an odd little item in my local weekly newspaper. What I ran across was a question asked to Dan Savage who writes the “Savage Love” column for a variety of weeklies. For anyone who hasn’t heard of Dan, or read any of his articles, he basically runs a disturbed version of a Dear Abby. He answers any number of oddball topics ranging from the strange and quirky, to the truly pathological. Some of his topics are really out there, but this one, in particular, struck me as incredibly funny.
Here it is, question only, to avoid possible copyright laws-
Dan Savage basically tells this guys that’s he’s sick and needs to lay off his wife. An appropriate answer, in my book.
But my question, or thought, is this- I never in a million years would have thought that a fetish that involves farting in someone else’s face would actually have a legitimate name given to it- Eproctophilia, but it does.
This obviously got me wondering- what other oddball fetishes out there actually have a name associated with them? And not the real sicko ones, but the funny ones, like farting in your partners face?
Are there others? What are they? Anyone you know ever ask you to perform something like oddball like that?
If you’re wondering about me, the closest thing I can come up with is the time a woman whom I met at a bar brought me back to her place and basically assaulted me in her bed. She roughed me up a bit and then wanted me to do the same to her, but only more so. I tried, in a very drunken state, to dominate her but don’t think my efforts were what she was after. For example, the one thing I do recall saying to her was something along the lines of, “Alright you Fcking Btch, bend over and show me how your daddy likes it!” Offensive as hell, I know, but she loved it. In fact, she wanted me to get even worse than that! Considering that’s not only not my nature to say things like that, was incredibly drunk, and not to mention pre-occupied with other things at hand, I was left stammering for offensive things to say to her to turn her on. I kinda got blanked on everything and resorted to mumbling stuff really loud as an alternative. It was a classic night, but for all the wrong reasons.
That’s the best I can come up with, fetish wise. If there’s a clinical name given to that behavior, I certainly don’t know it, but I know what it means to be in the midst of it.
So, what other weirdo fetishes out there have names? What are they? Any other personal stories associated with them?