I’ve been around the net a long time.
I have a really, really strong stomach.
I also have a really inexplicable fascination with the revolting, disgusting, gory and horrendous shit that people do.
In other words, been there, done that.
But I recently came across what has GOT to be the most unbelievably disgusting are-you-people-nuts-or-what behavior ever. (I am officially excluding from this assessment anything that involves death and maiming. That is a completely different category. This is about non-fatal behaviors that do not involve blood). And of course I found it on the Stile Project, duh.
I do not have a link, and I’m sure some mod would remove it anyway, but let me describe it for you.
OH, and in case you haven’t gotten the picture yet, ** WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DESCRIBE IS EXTRAORDINARILY DISGUSTING…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! **
Two Japanese people (without fail, the kinkiest shit is either Japanese or German. What is up with THAT? Some weird reaction to losing the war?), man and woman. Start of video, looks like it might be basic porn, he’s on top of her, they smooch and giggle.
Then he sticks his finger down his throat and proceeds to vomit all over her face. She, of course, opens her mouth to catch as much as possible. Yum.
Okay, I’ve seen similar (completely nauseating) stuff before.
Then they switch positions. She sticks her fingers down her throat and vomits in HIS face, and he opens HIS mouth to catch as much as possible. (I guess it’s now, in the tradition of Seinfeld, “Re-vomit”) [sub] I’d like to point out that the fact that she even needed to mechanically induce vomiting is amazing to me…had I been in her position, I would have re-vomitted him at the precise instant he had vomited on me, projectile-fashion. [/sub]
Okay, we’re all about as disgusted as we figure it’s possible to be at this point, right?
Well, there’s a little more…
Apparently, a little puke went through her nostrils, you know how that goes, so she starts blowing her pukey snot into his mouth…long strings of it (I’m grossing out describing this, I gotta tell ya, I’m wincing at my own words) and then he grows impatient and thrusts his tongue directly into her pukey snotty nose to suck out every last drop.
Is everybody sufficiently sick at their stomach yet?
Okay…now I want to know…how is it possible that not only do at least 2 people on the face of the earth share this completely unbelievable fetish, but that they even found each other?
There is an upside to all this…well, I guess it’s all upside if you are them and you are enjoying it, which they definitely appeared to be… it’s that if they stay together until they are old and sick, cleaning up after each other and dealing with each other’s bodily fluids won’t be disgusting, it will be erotic!
Oy.
And I thought the perpetually puking blowjob was bad…“Oh yeah, baby, choke on it”.
The world is a strange place.
But then I put it in perspective… I adore dogs. I think dogs rock completely…and there is nothing I have described in this that would bother a dog in the tiniest bit. So maybe these people are just being earthy and natural and I’m the weird one for being so uptight.
And if so…I’m completely ok with that!
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