Hey Opal:
You rule. You are one of my favorite dopers. I think lot’s o’ folks agree with me.
Anyway, I think this is a good idea. Let’s see…
Comment on Cecil’s columns: A goldfish in a beer bottle. It should look like it doesn’t know it should be dead. Or a bumble-bee in flight… you know, the bee flies anyway?
General Questions: A monkey posing as the “Thinker”.
Great debates: A dolphin breaking through a big red paper to see that there is only dry sand on the other side.
MPSIMS: A three toed sloth looking at it’s own genetalia with a big question mark over it’s head.
BBQ pit: A big fat pig smoking a cubano in an apron. The apron should say “Kiss the cook” but have cook crossed out and my ass written instead. He should be cooking a little weak guy that looks like an apple.
Heh-heh. Aint I a stinker? I’m just waiting for the posts to come in “What the hell do you mean by that?!?!!”
Allow me to answer in advance:
Use your 'magination. That’s what it’s for.
Noonch.
“And on the eighth day, God Created beer
to prevent the Irish from taking over
the Earth.” ~SNOOGANS~
I was thinking a lemming…you know, hundreds of people relentlessly repeating the same pointless thing, never making any more sense…or maybe a dead horse would be better!
OK, hello? Did I just post that joke 10 minutes before Max, only more subtlely? No wonder I never get nominated for any of these popularity things…everyone just skips over my posts…
Comments on Cecil’s columns - A picture of Custer, just before his last stand. The caption would read “Sure, there’s alot of them savages, but I’m sure I can take 'em…”
About this Message Board - a Slug caricature of Cecil in full teaching regalia.
The Pit - I like Max’s viper suggestion. A nice, venom dripping viper.
GQ - The owl is good, I like the hooters theme.
MPSIMS - Two old women (or men, no sexism here) gossiping over the back fence. Butt scratching would be a nice touch.
GD - Judging from the bulk of the posts, I would suggest a frame from the South Park Jesus vs. Santa Claus battle.
*Mail Bag - An old, haggard female USPS employee, with Uzi.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik