What about Cool Ranch?
Well, I’m hardly a Big Red FAN, but it’s certainly better than Moxie. And Tab isnt’ even CLOSE to the vileness that is the Mox.
Finally, all you people that nominated Pepsi Blue: none of you have tried Moxie, have you? Because Blue, while overly, sickeningly sweet, and a poor combination of flavors and carbination is just unappetizing, and not good. Moxie…dear god. It’s in a whole different stratosphere. I’d be willing to bet that most people couldn’t finish a can. (My uncle Al excluded. He loves that stuff. I think he must have lost his taste buds in The War.)
One of the local breweries tried introducing a pineapple flavored soda a few years back. I took a sip on a dare. A newspaper food reviewer had written: “Let me guess. The boss’ son got a chemistry set for Christmas?” He was being kind. It mercifully disappeared after a year, but now I see that our local grocery store has a house-brand pineapple soda. This time I ain’t takin’ no dares.
My uncle has a strange fondness for Moxie. Never tried it, the smell was just too weird.
Oh where do I start? consitering I heartily dislike most sodas, I guess we statr off straight off by saying I adore the holy Doc.
Red Fusion(Has no business disgracing the holy Doc name)
Mt. Dew or any of it’s variations (diet Caffine free, like norinew said, What’s the freekin’ point?)
Sprite (7up lacks that certain chemical aftertaste)
Pepsi Blue (following up on the discustingness that was Clear)
I also redently tried Fago’s Candy Apple…Not much apple but lots of grossness.
Okay. That’s it. To make you guys see the truth, I’m personally swimming to Italy and spending my life’s savings on a large amount of Beverly Soda. Then I will drive to each of your homes and make you drink 8 full oz.
Diet ** anything**. I simply cannot tolerate the taste of diet sodas. They are just so fake-sweet that my throat slams shut after a tiny sip.
The worst of the diet drinks, to me, is Diet Pepsi, with Diet Mountain Dew an extremely close second.
[sub]I nearly choked just writing this post…ack![/sub]
Every time I drink Dr. Pepper, I get nightmare all night long the next time I go to sleep.
No joke.
Anybody else with this reaction?
Feedback, please.
Here’s another vote for Pepsi Blue. That stuff tastes like liquified blueberry gummi candy. Nasty.
Jman
Gotta agree with japatlgt about Diet Rite. That stuff is marketed by Satan.
However, the Diet Rite Grape soda is really, really good.
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Ok, hands down that has to win. I never even tried it and I’m sickened.
What about Orbitz? I never tried the stuff, but the gelatinous-looking balls of pus suspended in the soda solution was just stomache-turning.
StG
Green Fucking River. OHMYGOD it is hideous. A wretch-fest of the highest order. Do NOT go there.
I’ll help you. You simply cannot imagine how incredibly foul this drink is until you’ve tried it.
The trick is, when you go to a place that has it (as far as I know, Italy and Disneyworld are it), try to get your SO to take a BIG sip of it. I wasn’t able to pull it off completely. He was a bit suspicious and only took a tiny taste. Which was enough for him to look at me with eyes wide with disgust and shock and me to break into giggle fits for the next half hour.
Bière d’épinette - spruce beer. A Quebec phenomenon, AFAIK.
Imagine the sap from an evergreen mixed with carbonated water and sugar.
Crap, I forgot about Beverly Soda. Beverly is as bad as coke but it isn’t sweet. It tastes like unsweetened bile. I had it at the Coke factory in Atlanta and thought I was drinking someone else’s vomit. NAAAAASSSSSTTTYYYYYYY!!!
PS. Thanks MEBuckner you’re the greatest!
Homebrew, I like Big Red but they don’t sell it here. For those that don’t know, it also tastes like carbonated bubblegum.
Another vote for Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray as the worst ever. The
celery.
celery!**
celery!!
celery!!! **
taste clings to your mucous membranes, even up your nose, and haunts you for hours after you’ve spit it all out.
I gotta say, I haven’t heard of most of these monstrosities. How do people get away with this? Don’t they do taste-test surveys? The Beverly and the Moxie have me downright scared…
No…the best way to describe this vile concoction is:
Squeeze a tube of Ben Gay in a bottle of Coke, stir and voila! (wretch) you’ve got yer Dr. Pepper!
gag