We have a winner.
Somebody else post.
Oh, for EH, I’ll guess 1.
Woohoo!
Nope. That leaves 3, 4 and 5.
Wait, I thought 4 was eliminated.
That’s not how I interpreted Gatopescado’s post 70.
#1 I have been in the top 100 or so players of the contrabass bugle at one point in my life.
#2 I have had sex with over 50 women
#3 as an EMT I patched up a nationally known public figure who was involved in a car accident
#4 I was once part of a fairly elaborate theft that involved several friends and flavors of deception to get back something stolen from me.
#5 I have Been hit twice by shotgun pellets at “sub injurious” velocities. Once was not an accident.
#2
Here are mine
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I received a rave review for my performance as Lady Jane in Patience
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I won over $10,000 in the Lottery
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I have performed at Carnegie Hall AND the Kennedy Center
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I survived the Disco Era
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But I was too young for Woodstock
I’m sorry. I didn’t follow the rules, did I?
Okay. re: drachillix, # 1 is the lie.
Hmm.
#3 if drachillix’s lie.
#2 is anyrose’s.
Wait, does that mean sex with a couple of women over age 50?
Correct
#1 I said “around 100” as I cannot say for 100% I was, but statistically speaking as a DCI finalist in 1989 (10th place) there were around 100 players “in” finals. I am sure a few groups we beat had some better individual players than me but I know for a fact I was better than some individuals in other groups that beat us. I was 4th chair in my section of 10. Its a very very rare instrument to see outside of DCI.
#2 To clarify, yes 50 different women
I didn’t know there was such a thing as a contrabass bugle, nor that enough people played it for there to be a top 100.
any other guesses on mine?
Oh! A contra! I called them baby tubas when I was in a marching band.
Isn’t that what a euphonium is?
Sort of yeah, they are very similar in appearance and probably sound.