Anyone making light of this situation is a real heel.
Investigators are, no doubt, working on a shoestring budget. And working all the ankles on this one. P’raps the killer drove a Ford Tarsus.
Clearly, we need to bring the power of a large-scale experiment to bear on this problem.
I wonder if the feds will foot the bill?
Are these bare feet in sneakers or are they wearing socks?
Well, if the killer has successfully killed four folks, he has defeeted the system.
Really, though, there’s no mystery here. Haven’t you people heard of four-foot tides?
This is from March if you feel you read about this before.
Is your beach a righty or a lefty?
Anybody seen Dexter lately?
Call the police! Call the scientists! Call a podiatrist!
No, no–call Sherlock Holmes!
The game’s…
…oh, never mind. That’s just too easy. 
Call Will Rogers!
After all, he never metatarsal he didn’t like…
The killer certainly has a leg up on his competition.
He doesn’t like sole food?
And he prefers left feet to boot.
I’m sitting at my desk at work in front of my computer, and I just applauded. Excellent, my dear winterhawk11, excellent!
Nah, it’s a shark that decided it wants to ‘walk’ on land, so it…aquired a pair of legs, but kept turning in a circle.
::eek::
It was a right foot again, and in sneakers.
http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=de729809-2050-4b65-a9f0-43132dda6408
Perhaps someone’s just pulling our leg.
And, on a more serious note, it could possibly be the remains of victims of an air tragedy from 2005.
http://www.canada.com/cityguides/fortstjohn/story.html?id=0f084f14-eaa4-48d2-ae37-946a34034fcf
Why no, I haven’t. Seems pretty sinister to me.
Now that’s funny.