No need to invent wacked out reality shows. There’s a new one – I think it’s called Parking Wars – encounters with people pissed off at meter maids.
Ever catch an episode of Operacion Repo? Those people make Dog the Bounty Hunter look respectable.
Have you seen the C-list celebs snarking on The World’s Dumbest Criminals? When Tonya Harding and Danny Bonaduce criticize your burglary skills, you know it’s time to straighten up.
Yeah, my husband has charge of the remote. Why do you ask?
How about Fucking With The Stars : Z-list and washed out celebs are having sex with porn star in front of an audience while being judged by porn directors ?
Paparazzi Camp: Become the least you can be without winning an election! An intense reality show look at what it takes to seriously piss off the real celebrities.
Soul Train: Join a group of fundamentalist anti-gay crusaders as they take a chartered train across America to fight the Homo-Fascist Agenda. The series ends with a flaming confrontation in San Francisco, the queer capital of the world! (Possible guest appearance by Fred Phelps.)
This sounds interesting except they don’t let us gravediggers embalm people. We
only get to put them in the ground. Funeral Directors/ Morticians do the embalming.
The Big Score
Average ordinary contestants are dropped into a bad neighborhood where they try to execute a simple drug buy without being robbed/arrested/shot.
*Are You Smarter Than a Redneck?
Jeff Foxworthy (naturally) hosts as upper middle-class suburbanites compete against illiterate country folk in categories including: auto repair at home, septic tanks, shopping at Wal-Mart, tailoring hand-me-down clothes and teenage marriage counseling.
World’s Most Dangerous Sidewalks
Videos of pedestrians slipping, tripping and stumbling on uneven or slick pavements.
Sideshow
Little people, morbidly obese people, amputees, wheelchair-bound people and grossly disfigured people try to live normal lioves with a measure of dignity. Being a Fox show, they don’t.
Bachelor Party
Handsome young men about to be married are subjected to a series of ever-increasing temptations including alcohol, hookers and gambling.
Dark Horse
Complete unknowns are drafted to run for elective office against popular, well-funded incumbents.
