Reality Shows Not Being Produced ***SATIRE***

They have shows about repo guys, pawnbrokers, storage auctions, etc. etc. but what they don’t yet have is a show about… Septic Tank Cleaners!!!

What should we call it, and do you have an idea of your own for a reality show no one’s thought of?

Thanks

Q

I dunno. “Dirty Jobs,” summin’ like that.

Up the Creek.

I think comedian Rufus Hound probably had the ultimate in reality shows with his idea for one where senior citizens would compete to commit suicide in the most entertaining ways, with the prize money to go to their families. He called it “Blaze of Granny”.

Honey Sucker

Near miss, but the BBC came close with Filthy Rotten Scoundrels.

*Crack Whores

Golf Channel Editors

Proctology Interns*

My idea is for VH1 to have a show where they track down people who quit bands just before the bands hit it big. They would find out what happened to them and ask them if they regret quitting.

Considerate Housemates has less chance of ever getting made than Crack Whores.

30 Days Without Make Up. Celebrities maintain their regular routines but without any make up at all for a month. Longest to go without wins a cash prize. I’d watch that out of both natural and morbid curiosity.

OK, I’d allow actors to be made up during shooting so as to not derail the production, but all other appearances would have to be au naturel, to include awards shows and especially interviews.

I meant “made up during shooting” = if they’re working on a movie or a sitcom during the taping of the reality show.

Real Housewives of Duluth

What’s That Smell?

Ferret Breeders

Cancun: The 51 Weeks of the Year That Aren’t Spring Break

The Real World: Pyongyang

The Apprentice: Jihad Edition

You guys are sick! :stuck_out_tongue:

Just like me!!!:slight_smile:

Laffin’ my ass off here!!!:wink:

Thanks!

Quasi

Jessica Biel would simply win. Google it, its worth it.

Pete Best should be president of that club.

The Pooper Scoopers is too obvious. johpost’s Honey Sucker is good.