Plumber’s Apprentice - Unclogging speed trials, toilet flushing contests, pipe mazes.
Hobo’s Apprentice - Travel the rails catering to the whims of a Master Hobo, to win the coveted position of Hobo’s Apprentice.
Old Folk’s Home - Like Big Brother but all over 80 years of age. “Only death will keep a contestant from winning the grand prize!”
K-Mart Security Guards - Like Cops except much less interesting.
Eating-Disorder Clinic - What really goes on between a bunch of depressed, anorexic/bulemic young women.
Who Wants to Marry My Dog? Does Fifi have what it takes to make Fido happy? Does Fido really want to settle for a mutt when what he really wants is a poodle? And what about that cute little pomeranian with the bow in her hair?
Who Wants to Marry a Bed-Ridden Morbidly Obese Man? - And be cooped up in his tiny apartment, taking turns sponge-bathing him and making him meals. The rivalry is bitter, and we mean bitter.
The Jennie Lee Harrison “TV Personality” Show - You’ve seen her on Three’s Company, and as a “TV Personality” on numerous infomericals – now, watch her in her daily struggle to not be forgotten forever by the public at large!