Every two weeks or so, the phrase, “Just when I thought Fox couldn’t sink any lower!” floats over the ether. Now, it’s Married By America that’s provoking the jaw-dropping. But come on, we’re Dopers, we can do better than that!
Celebrity Chop Shop
In which various grade B has-beens compete to see who will have a portion of their anatomy hacked off on live TV! In the first week, Mayim Bialik loses a pinkie finger, and Ray Jay Johnson is decapitated!
Who Wants to Schtup an Animal?
In which everyday Americans are forced to choose between sex with various members of the animal kingdom for big prizes!
Celebrity Treasure Hunt!
Each week, contestants have to go to a cemetery in the dead of night and dig up a celebrity—those bringing back the remains of the biggest stars win and go on to the next week’s competition! Hosted by former L.A. coroner Dr. Thomas Noguchi.