Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[don_t_ask]

This has to be the most blatently obscene song I have heard for a long time (mind you it really belts along and I turn up the radio whenever it’s on) so how the hell does it get commercial airplay.

For instance:

"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter"

or maybe

"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple"

Shakespeare it ain’t but it rocks.

[don_t_ask]

Sorry I meant to say it’s the Bloodhound Gang of Bad Touch fame.

[cabdude]

Where did you hear it? Rage or TripleJ?

[don_t_ask]

It’s on rotation on Nova.

[Revtim]

Those guys really make me laugh sometimes. Good times, good times.

[Jurph]

There’s gonna be kids singing this song all over the place with no idea what it means.

[Regallag_The_Axe]

@Jurph

There’s gonna be kids singing this song all over the place with no idea what it means.

It is funny when kids do that.

[Sunspace]

It doesn’t seem that obscene to me–it’s just talking about sex. Judging by the lyric snippet’s you’ve posted, I think it’s rather funny. Now, if it was talking about rape or crimes of violence, that would be obscene…

[Push_You_Down]

…Uh… Have you heard their song “A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”

The song you posted is nothing.

[TJdude825]

I love when people ask questions

@don't ask

… so how the hell does it get commercial airplay.

that they’ve already answered themselves.

@don't ask

This has to be the most blatently obscene song I have heard for a long time (mind you it really belts along and I turn up the radio whenever it’s on) …

So to answer your question, it gets airplay because it’s obscene, and apparently (at least in your opinion – I haven’t heard it) it’s catchy. That’s how.

[DiosaBellissima]

@Push You Down

…Uh… Have you heard their song “A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”

The song you posted is nothing.

Hi-larious song.

[Airman_Doors_USAF]

@Push You Down

…Uh… Have you heard their song “A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”

The song you posted is nothing.

Or “I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks”?

Those guys are messed up. And funny as hell.

[parthenokinesis]

Or “You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk” It not only offends, it gets bonus points for being entirely mouth music. There are days I wish I were Jimmy Pop.

[Hung_Mung]

I’ve always been a big fan of “Hold Your Head Up High and Blow Your Brains Out.”

[Revtim]

@Push You Down

…Uh… Have you heard their song “A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying”

I never thought missing children could be so sexy.