Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin’
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
Well maybe I seem a bit confused,
Well maybe, but I got you pegged.
But I just don’t know what to do
With those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They’re calling agai(x).*
What the heck is Kelsey talking about? Was he high again?
*last letter left out so as not to post the entire lyrics