Here’s one for the Dr. House’s in the crowd.
Flu started sunday night, beautifully pedestrian flu.
Monday, high fever, felt ick. Due to a bacterial lymph infection that ran parrallel to some walking pnemonia last fall I went to the Dr. to see if he thought I should do anything extra curricular to my average flu. He says here, have four days of azithromycin as a precaution. Alrighty! I says.
Tuesday, still flu crappiness, not as bad as monday.
Wednesday, realized I’d lost the remaining azithromycin pills but not before feeling a hot flooding feeling in the middle of the afternoon. LITERALLY in the space of 5 seconds I could no longer feel my flu symptoms. I felt GREAT. I thought SHIT. Something has gone terribley wrong. Walked out of class to the college Dr. He says I have a fever of 39.2 C, and that he isn’t sure what it is other than that I should take some Tylenol, water, and sleep. I go home, gf draws an ice cold bath. I jump in “Is this water hot or cold?” I ask. Her eyes widen and she calls healthlink (phone diagnosis). No extra help there. In my curiosity I bit into my forearm, I drew blood but couldn’t feel the pain. As my fever (I assumed) subsided, I could feel my flu symptoms. Thought I was out of the bushes. Today I figured I was over half way to better, til about supper time when I felt the same hot flood, and I felt really good again. Checked my temperature twice with two different termometers; normal. Made the additional discovery that during these periods I have no sense of taste or smell. The “senseless” period just passed again and now I feel kinda flu-ey.
Whaaaaat theeeeee heeeeeell?
Yours Truly,
Sickboy