Fred the pig caught after mischief rampage

Fred won’t be meeting Oscar Mayer anytime soon. I bet the 8 people that caught Fred will be telling this 5 hour capture story to family & friends for decades to come.

Had to be someones pet. Wild hogs are mean and dangerous.

Mischief managed :blush:

That’ll do, pig.

Paging Doper @Freddy_the_Pig

Right? Had the same thought.

Agreed. Wild boars don’t like their belly scratches.

“Settle down, Fred! Don’t make me come down there!”:

Fred does not appear to be of the feral variety of pig.

He may be a wild man. But he looks domesticated to me.

(Kinda looks like bacon too😊)

Are ya achin’?
(Yup Yup Yup)
For some bacon?
(Yup Yup Yup)
He’s a big pig,
(Yup Yup)
You can be a big pig too!
Oy!

Off the pig!

Oh boy, I’m a little late to the party on this one. My, but my namesake does look contented lounging on that traffic island.

Mostly this reminds me of that TV show Animal Control.