That’s our tax money at work for you!
Will the pig have to pay for police overtime like that lottery scammer?
Bet if this had been in the hood, that pig would still be terrorizing lawns. 
Did he read it it’s rights, you think? 
Back in my day… we had to catch our own pig. Really.
We had a small acreage, 5 kids and a 6th on the way, so a pig was obtained for future cheap meat. But the pen was old and the pig kept getting out. My mother was “Heavy with Child” and sometimes would call the school to get my oldest brother out so he could help her chase it down. Thankfully it was a small town, but that also meant that everybody knew about our adventures.
Helicopters? Forget about it.
I wonder why that pig kept trying to escape?
No, I daresay the pig would be basking over hickory coals. 