Little Annie Fanny (oh shut up, my ex read Playboy.)
Little Miss Sunshine
Mary Sunshine (from “Chicago”)
Gary Sunshine
Gary U.S. Bonds
U.S. Grant
Hannah Simpson (Grant’s mother)
Lisa Simpson
O.J. Simpson
Leslie Nielsen
First Officer Roger Murdock
Who is not a well-known basketball player.
Roger Maris
Mickey Mantle
Mickey Mouse
Micky Dolenz
Circus Boy
Clyde Beatty
Ned (Squeal!) Beatty
Warren Beatty
Shirley Maclaine