Laurence Olivier
Lawrence of Arabia
Ahab the Arab
Gitarzan
The Streak
Bridget the Midget
…and then Along Came Jones
Ray Stevens
Meanwhile, back at the motel
“Operator, give me room 321, please
Hello, Noble Lumpkin?
This here is the illustrious Potentate
I said it’s the illustrious Potentate
The illustrious, Coy!”
“Dad blame it! This here’s Bubba!
Coy, why aren’t you at the parade?
What? Well, how’d you get that big Harley
Up there in your room?”
Harley Jane Kozak
Haley Joel Osment
Joel Hodgson from MST3K
Jack Hodgins (from Bones)
Gerald Hodges
Gerald R. Ford
Henry Ford
Jimmy Neutron
Encyclopedia Brown
Funk & Wagnall’s