Rock Chalk Jayhawks
1 o’clock, 2 o’clock, 3 o’clock, Rock
Well, it’s a one-flight, two-flight, three-flight four
five-six-seven flight, eight flight more
Up on the 12th I was starting to drag
15th floor, I was starting to sag.
Get to the top, I’m too tired to rock!
Desire to dance
Starting to try
Wrap my legs 'round you
Starting to fly
Let’s explore
Up there, up there, up there
On the 25th floor
Elevator
You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine.
And go up a flight of stairs to the mezza-ten.
A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor, by Ogden Nash
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands.
Chariots of the Gods, by Erich von Däniken
Ben-Hur
hurr durr
Her Strut
MacPherson strut
Mah fearsome shout
When you read, you begin with A B C
When you shout, you begin with FUS RO DAH!
A is for 'orses, 'cause 'orses eat 'ay.
Why did the pony go to see the doctor? He was a little hoarse.
I was injured measuring radio frequencies the other day. It still hertz.