constitutional scholar
To be replaced by AI
/grabs a virtual spanner
Throw it in the works, then, would you? Excellent.
Hand me that 7/16 inch double-left-handed monkey wrench, will ya?
50 feet of shore line
50 ways to cleave your lover
Redrum
“Dr. Crane isn’t here right now… but if you’d like to make an appointment…”
Psychiatric help 5 cents
Lucy and Charlie
The Fussbudget and the Blockhead
The Owl and the Pussycat
The Ant and the Aardvark
Bloemfontein
Boer War
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore"
“Somebody’s boring me. I think it’s me.”
☆ Dylan Thomas
Boring, Oregon welcomes you.
(Hey, at least we’re not Muncie.)
The Boring Company