Get set…
Now just hang on a minute there…
Reset. Everybody back to your starting positions. And…
My horse won’t go in the gate 
Weinergate
…and here comes the winner…
…Feetlebaum.
Beetlejuice!
Dog Star
Rock Star
sapphire
cerulean
Klein blue
naked women rolling around in blue paint while a paying audience watches – how can that not be Art?
mud wrestling
fine art
fine print
fine $50
Class C misdemeanor
probation
alien abduction