anal probe
ET’s illuminated finger?
Pull my finger
tickle my toes
This little piggy went to the market…
“Wee wee wee” all the way home!
Depends
Grampers
Nana
Banana
Fofama
frou-frou
poodle dog
labrodoodle
snickerdoodle
Hermits
crabs
Well-a, well-a, one fine morning, brighter and warmer than this one, I was a-walkin’, I say, a-walkin’ along a stretch of golden sandy beach, and after I had gone aways, with the bright sun glinting off the salty sea, I chanced upon a crab newly washed ashore. “Good morning, Mr. Crab,” I enjoined, and he replied: “Ya stupid ol’ git! Don’t y’know crabs can’t talk?!”
The animals, the animals, let’s talk dirty to the animals…
Let’s do it like they do it on the Animal Planet.