Free Association

Alas, Babylon

Alas, alas for you,
Lawyers and pharisees
Hypocrites that you be
Searching for souls and fools to forsake them
You travel the land you scour the sea
After you’ve got your converts you make them
Twice as fit for hell
As you are yourselves!

“If you are not offending some Pharisees, you are not being effective.”

Can Pharisees see pfar, pfar away?

“Pfui!” said the Pfefferwinkle.

Michelle Pfeiffer

“It is a pfar, pfar better place I go to than I have ever been before…”

Say it, don’t spray it!

Pee-wee!

Write your name in the snow

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

you Yellow-bellied Sapsucker

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!

Cat ass trophy

cat pencil sharpener

Sharper than a serpent’s tooth

Fangs a lot!

Fang it all! I need a pun I can sink my teeth into.

Big bad wolf

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?