Who’s afraid of Virginia Wolf?
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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Better watch out, better not shout
Big Brother is watching.
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
Brother, can you spare a dime?
How do I know you won’t spend it on booze?
Libiamo, libiamo ne’lieti calici
che la bellezza infiora.
E la fuggevol, fuggevol ora
s’inebrii a voluttà
Libiam ne’dolci fremiti
che suscita l’amore,
poiché quell’occhio al core onnipotente va.
Libiamo, amore, amor fra i calici
più caldi baci avrà
To Anacreon in Heav’n, where he sat in full Glee,
A few Sons of Harmony sent a Petition,
That he their Inspirer and Patron would be;
When this answer arriv’d from the Jolly Old Grecian
"Voice, Fiddle, and Flute,
"no longer be mute,
"I’ll lend you my Name and inspire you to boot,
"And, besides I’ll instruct you, like me, to intwine
“The Myrtle of Venus with Bacchus’s Vine.”
Play ball! 
I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow’s pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I’m gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
There is no joy in Mudville. Mighty Casey has struck out.
Sa-wing, batterbatterbatter!
No Pepper Games
Pepper wants to know why you won’t let her bunt!
Because she’s a power hitter and their outfield is weak.
I’ve been known to get weak out in the field. Especially in hayfever season. Or after a game of beer ball.
beer batter biscuits
Rubber biscuit