fumes
Inflammable
flammable
flash point
combust
Quick! Call 911! Make a fireman come.
(sorry, I couldn’t help it.)
If Morticia Addams were a mortician, could she make a dead man come?
Where should I come?
Is that what she said?
It’s not what she said, it’s how she said it…am I right?
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
no
…body knows the trouble I’ve seen.
…things you people wouldn’t believe…
Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe…I’ll have another beer.
One bourbon one scotch…
Two Tums
milk of magnesia
Milk of human kindness