Sour cream
Sauerkraut
Reuben
sandwich
Earl
Duke of
count
One … ah ah ah ahhhh
Two … ah ah ah ahhhh
(I’ll pile on…)
Three … ah ah ah ahhhh
We had broken up for good just an hour before,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And now I’m staring at the bodies as they’re dancing 'cross the floor.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Bee Gees
Breakup Song 
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E turns final today…
This party just took a turn for the douche
(no personal intent meant towards Prof. P)
That not-so-fresh feeling
feelings,
oh, oh, oh, feelings,
feeling groovy
Groovin’ on a Sunday afternoon
Sunday mornings going down