::: grabs a box of donuts :::
Ok, go get me a nekkid man. I feel like playing ring toss.
Okay, naked man here. Where am I needed? What do you mean, “For the monkey fights”?
I think I’m entitled to my own naked man. So, who wants to volunteer to not be shared?
Where the hell is that whipped cream? Hand over the chocolate syrup also.
Congrats on the 1000th post! I am a newbie but I have NEVER been able to turn down a willing nekkid man, hell even unwilling ones deserve what they get if they are around me nekkid. So I’ll just grab a beer, some whipped cream and a nekkid man. I’ll be in the corner with him amusing myself for the next few hours if anyone needs me.
Gratulerar(congratulations) to your big 1000.
I want some beer and a naked man(just one, thank you),
if not all of them are taken…
Anniz- I am a man I will get maked. I just got on board so I am not taken yet. If you don’t want me though don’t worry it won’t be the first time I have been drunk, naked and alone and it proably won’t be that last. Oh well it is fun anyway.
Toss me a beer.
Who’s up for skinny dipping?
Oh yeah Congrats - Great party.
:: Disrobes, slams a beer, grabs another and heads over to ** Anniz ** to see if I get rejected.
Here I am, naked, and ready for some whipped cream. Please, ladies, one at a time… There’s only just so much of me to go around… Happy 1000th post day wierd.
Congrats. I brought some ice…you never know when you’ll need more ice. I see you’ve thought of everything necessary for a good time. I haven’t been to a good gratuitous flirting and partying thread in ages. Cheers to you weird.
wanders in, strips
Well now…THIS is a party. Hey soulsling hon…wanna share some of that whipped cream?
I feel I must step in and put a stop to this monkey fighting nonsense. ::having horrible flashbacks to The Guy Thread and a poor burned, tortured cat::
Now that I have saved the monkeys, can someone pass me a steak, well done?
And which naked man would like to wait on me?
Heh heh, Weirddave, I lovesh you, man. Your jush the coolesht guy, and I love the party. Hey, I wanna god shkinny dippin! Hand me another brewshkie, babe, I need one for the fishies. Yeah, that’sh right, the newbie’s TRASHED. What did yoush guysh expect? Yaht party, HUZZAH!!
(Raises a glass to weirddave and collapses in a heap.)
Neutral country my ass! Let’s hoist the Jolly Roger on this yacht and go look for Kathy Lee and her damn cruise ship! We need some lobsters to wash down all this beer.
:: Runs naked over to Michi and on one knee… ::
How may I serve you dear…?
Naked man bowing down to me=good naked.
Naked man running=bad naked. 
Anyway, now that you are here and at my command…you can help feed me that steak I ordered…
FINE!
I come in and offer to share whipped cream with soul. He ignores me for Michi. That’s it. What am I, chopped liver?
wanders nekkid over to the corner and hmpfs
[sup]pssst… Falc, you’ve got me in several other threads… I’ve never had the chance to flirt with Michi yet…[/sup]
Ahem…
Steak my dear? As you wish…
:: Smoothly walks over to the buffet table, grabs the necessary cutlery, grabs a nice steak from the grill, and with silver and steak in hands, approaches Michi with a delightful smile… ::
Would you like some wine with your steak miss?
Perhaps you would like to rub your greasy hands afterwards on my bare chest and arms…?
hey Falcon, i just finished my abstract whipped cream sculpture of a mongoose and kind cobra dueling on top of as_u_wish, so my artistic skills are at your disposal.
i’m more than willing to turn this into performance art, so if anyone else wants to hop in…
Happy 1K Weirddave. My first doper party, I couldn’t resist any longer. Grabs a couple of beers and goes to console Falcon.
Wine? Oh yes, that would be wonderful…be prepared to clean up any that may dribble on to my chest…Did I mention that wine lowers my inhibitions?
Alright, I was busy last night er…consoleing the nekked woman 'cuz not too many men had shown up. When the monkeys arived, I had them stashed in my cabin, and now they’re gone! Who took em? Michi…I’m looking at you! And there is plenty of lobster here, it’s in that big kettle up on the bow. Butter and lobster crackers are on the table next to it.
WhooHoo! Falc here. now it’s a party!