I have assembled all of the above items in an effort to do two things. Number one is to celebrate my 1000th post, which this is. I figured as long as I was planning a debauchery, we might as well try and trap Athena’s husband, so I threw in a motorcycle. I have placed all of these items on a luxury yacht, which is now cruising outside the territorial limits of the U.S., and is flagged to a neutral country. Y’all are welcome, come on out and let the party begin! Anything goes! Whoo-hoo!
::weirddave cracks open a beer and waits for guests.::
Congrats on 1000, dave. I’ll take a beer, some donuts, some BBQ, a steak, some of the naked women, but hold the whipped cream. I’m trying to watch the ol’ waistline.
perks up NAKED MEN??? i’m there!!
hand me a can of whipped cream, and toss me a naked man. I’ve got some work to do.
Oh, and congrats, weirddave.
(sniff} is this heaven? {sniff, teary eyes}
Uh, you had me until the naked men. Then I said, “Oh, what the hell!”. But I’m non-carnivorous, so I’ll just stick with the beer and donuts.
Whoah! Check out the headlights ont that one! The Ducati in the corner, I mean.
I’ll take a naked man & a donut please.
(don’t ask what I plan to do with either.)
Are there monkey fights? I ain’t showing up unless there are two monkeys fighting. Now THAT’s entertainment.
All I ask is that we keep the naked men away from the barbeque 'cuz that thing ain’t a meat thermometer. If ya know what I mean. Now, where are the ladies with the whipped cream?
woo-hoo! this is my kinda party.
i’ll take three naked women feeding me steaks (among other things maybe), and a fourth to roll in donuts as i watch, please.
and wierddave, hurry up with another grand of posts so i can do this again!
and i second the monkey fights. go furious george!
ssskuggiii and little*bit, if you really need a naked man with either breakfast pastries or dessert topping, here i am. be gentle, my ego bruises easily.
Hey, look what I can do with the donuts! Cool! Got 8 of them threaded onto this thing, pretty neat, huh?
Toss me some whipped cream, someone – let’s really decorate this chopper!
only 8?
Glad to see we’re off to a great start. Ladies, please go easy on those men, don’t pull on their bow ties. They’re just starter men until the SD men get here. I just got off the radio, and some monkeys will be airlifted in by the end of the night. Don’t worry about rationing the beer and stuff, the entire below decks is stuffed with supplies, and we got a chopper on call. Oh, I forgot these:
::weirddave brings out the scented, flavored oils::
That oughtta get things moving!
It’s a little early yet for serious partying, so could I just have a beer? And some sunscreen. And I’ll slip into something skimpy, stretch out, catch a few rays and watch the sunset.
Ahhhhh, this is the life.
::::drifts quietly off to sleep, resting up for the broohaha ha::::::::
Hey, inoci, they’re going on the chopper – what did you think?
Get your mind out of the gutter!
hey everybody! as_u_wish fell asleep. lets draw rude images on her with the whipped cream and dip her hand in warm beer to see what happens.
er, someone want to hide the beers from me now?
Oh, my. This is like a dream come true. starts to drool I haven’t had one of these in much too long a time.
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pounces on a perfectly done bloody-rare steak
Hiya Dave! I heard you were celebrating your 1000th post so I thought I’d…
:::suddenly notices several people sculpting what appears to be a small goat out of what appears to be whipped cream, on what appears to be as_u_wish:::
Wow. Now that is what I call art.
Toss me a donut and a brewski, wouldja? I have got to see how this turns out!
You better watch out for those scented oils. People are going to get careless and spill it all over the deck and the next thing you know, we are going to be fishing people out of the water.
BTW, are we allowed to go snorkeling? I assume bathing suits will be optional.