I know, you wanna place where you can hang out… NAKED! A place to put your NAKED feet up, and have a beer… NAKED! Here you go, the SDMB’s FIRST Nudist’s Colony. At least as far as I know. So come on in, get NAKED, the beer’s in the fridge. Have fun… NAKED!
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
<hides eyes in mortal shame>
Um… is there a coffee table I can set my beer on? I’ll be damned if I’m going to hold it between my legs!
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
Is there a place to go skinny dippin?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Well, this is Ohio, it’s pretty cold right now, but I guess I could uncover the pool. Anyone up for the NAKED polar bear club? Oh, and guys, after Guy Stuff, all of Ohio’s police are looking for us, so let’s keep this one low key! HEY-HEY! Put down those fireworks! What the hell are you thinking, this is a house full of NAKED people!..DUMBASS!
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
::hides behind a potted plant::
Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.
Woohooo! Naked co-ed fireworks show!
::sets off a very large roman candle::
Beer me!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
::checks out Surg’s roman candle::
Woohooo!! not bad Surg! not bad at’ll
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Right on. I was hoping someone would start a thread where I could wear my “Party Naked” beer helmet and not much else. I think I’ll keep my sandals on, though.
<Takes a draw from beer helmet>
Hey PCW, wanna suck?
And where’s purplebear? She needs to be here!
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
very nice.
Haven’t been naked around a bunch of other naked people in a while.
[[[takes a beer for self]]]
~handcrafted signatures since 1975~
So what are you saying? Now I can only be naked here, thats gonna cut into my posting.
Sheesh, never been to one of these before. Are tan lines ok ? I think I may need something stronger than beer . . . like tequila, . . . or maybe a towel. Don’t worry though, I brought my own bottle-rocket !
(squirms nervously in corner)
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Whoo hoo! Free at last! Henceforth, I shall only post when naked!
Someone pass me a tall, cool drink, please.
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
Woohoo! Another naked party!! Wait, did I say another?, nevermind. I hope the couch isn’t leather, Ophanim, could be painful.
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
I’m game. I pretty much like doing anything naked.
“Anyone up (no pun intended) for a game of darts?”
All I can think about is that Seinfeld episode; you know: “good naked and bad naked.” Just watch how you bend over to pick something up.
… Aw, who cares, throw me a beer!
Anyone hungry? I’ll make bacon sandwiches for everyone!
ow! ouch! ow! ow! damnit! ow! damn bacon! ow!
fugg it! it’s cold cut time!
Surgoshan, that’s not the kind of salami people want around here! Well, wait a second… What are you starin’ at PCW?
New and Improved
Enright3
Gets naked to post:
Well, I guess this means we’ll all be seein’ a lot more of each other, eh?
/ducking/
But seriously folks, I’m a great fan of public nakedness, there’s a great clothing optional beach near my old house, I bet the weathers’ perfect there today, who wants to play volleyball?
Larry
Hey, could somebody help me open this jar of pickles? ANDAND! Make sure you WASH your asses before you sit down!
::Points to sign::
“I don’t sit on your underwear, don’t get shit on my seats.”
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
I’m up for the beach, Ivick! I’d like to sit in the section with the non-itchy sand.
–Rose
Posting Naked Since 3/14/00.
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…