April Fools’!
Ha.
Ha. Ha.
Ha.
There.
Happy?
Beckdawrek, I want a divorce!
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Just kidding. April Fools.
My kids got woken up by Alexa crowing like a rooster, got served green eggs for breakfast, had a fake bug ice cube in their water, got treated to a fart machine hidden in the car on the way to school, have a fake centipede in their lunches, and their usual joke included with their lunch is in mirror writing.
Please, nobody tell them about the whole filing emancipation from your parents thing…
Thought this would be about this guy:
He used to hang around downtown in his Riddler suit and if you went down to the Mall you’d run into him every now and then.
So he’s getting all this free money, and he’s not traveling Europe or relaxing in his mansion? He’s hanging around the mall? Probably figuring what’s the cheapest lunch he can get at the food court…
Well, to be fair he never claimed that HE’s getting free money, he’s just selling books that tell YOU how to get free money.
In the event of a gold rush, sell shovels…
Shipping and handling not included. 
Is “Free Money” anything like “Free Tibet”?
You BASTARD !
I’m going to protest the moderating.
Just kidding.
Today is the birthday of
Annette O’Toole, actress
Susan Boyle, singer
Grace Lee Whitney, actress
Debbie Reynolds, actress and singer
Vladimir Posner, commie propagandist
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, famous for poetry and debauchery.
and that little corner boutique named Apple
Free Tibet, with every $10 purchase!
I remember watching a documentary about the California gold rush when I was a kid (I was in elementary school at the time), and one thing that stuck with me was how they talked about the people who really made it rich were the opportunists there to support prospectors. They showed a photo of a guy selling eggs for $1 apiece. That is the equivalent of almost $37 today.
Speaking of April Fools, on the way home I was listening to one of my frequent music stations which casually talked about being the home of Seattle area Yacht Rock, before playing Sister Golden Hair by America. I thought it was serious, I’ve heard plenty of stations change format all of a sudden, but my wife reminded me what day it was. 
Every time I hear 'free x" I think about that South Park episode.
What did I do now?
