Freedom 250 - The Great American State Fair

I remember a picture of Trump, Melania and Barron in his rediculous apartment. Malania was in a gold dress.

Someone quipped - “Everything is gold, even the digger!”

It’s pretty infamous. And Barron’s toy cars are limousines.

:notes: Goldfinger, he’s the man
The man with the midas touch
A spider’s touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don’t go in

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can’t disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he’s kissed her
It’s the kiss of death from Mister Goldfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold :notes:

Opulence. I has it.

The Petite Lap Giraffe! <3

That’s one happy looking kid.

Billy Bigmouth Bass has declined to appear. Maybe Melania can do a pole dance?

Whether or not this concert series is going to take place at all remains unclear. However, at least three musicians have said they’d be interested if they got the invite, according to Buzzfeed.

To no one’s surprise, Ted Nugent has stepped up. If nothing else, we can all agree that this is perfectly on-brand for him.

Next is Rachel Holt, whose top hit appears to be an anti-abortion screed “I Was Gonna Be.” She posted on Twitter/X that she’d be up for it, but the post has been removed.

Finally, someone named John Rich, whom I’ve never heard of (almost certainly Country), said that he’d step up, if asked.

DISCLAIMERS: This is all just the artists saying on social media that they’re interested, and there is no indication that they’ve been invited. Indeed, it seems unclear as if the concert portion of this Freedom250 thing is going to happen at all.

Yes, (the MAGA) half of the country duo Big & Rich. The other half, Big Kenny, seems like a decent guy who is fairly active in South Sudan peace efforts.

Oh. Save a horse, ride a cowboy indeed.

It’s okay if they announce that they’ll come without being invited. Trump announced a number of acts that would be showing up without actually asking the artists first, so that seems fair.

What kind of losers don’t already have a gig lined up for the Fourth of July? Oh…

Don’t judge me, but if they got Psy to do “Gangnam Style”, I’d not only go, but would actually paint my face burnt orange as an obeisance to Dear Leader!

The Song – You’re Welcome

Talk about an earworm. And the lyrics? Tres catchy, amirite??

In that suit he reminds me of when Mr. Burns tried to mold Bart into his heir. “Soon you’ll have a mighty hump!” :slightly_smiling_face:

I’m going to rebrand this as the Freedum 250. You take the O out, you don’t use the B. A lot of people don’t know dumb has a B in it, actually. You don’t need it. You discard the B. But you take the O out and you replace it with a U. Freedum 250. You know why? Because this is really dumb.

I’d rather see Green Leaves do Yatta!.

Holy cow, I haven’t thought about that song in years, but my coworkers and i used to Rick roll each other with that one before Rick rolling was even a thing. Good times!

I don’t need to watch that for the song to inflict itself on me. Just being reminded of it.

“It’s so easy… Happy-go-lucky…”

I can usually go for years not remembering that song and video exist.

I always preferred the “Irrational Exuberance” mix.

Here is the final agenda for the great Freedum 250 rally (from one of his latest tweets). Sounds like it’s going to be can’t miss entertainment!