Alright, so. I’m sitting around the house. Surfing the SDMB. Wearing my Paris shirt. With my copies of Les Miserables and Stories by Maupassant beside me. Having seen a medley of French movies (albeit, in French class.) This very pro-French viewpoint was bound to get me into trouble.
Enter: Jester. When his pro-Spanish viewpoint came into contact with me…well, it isn’t pretty.
So let’s debate French and Spanish culture.
We both make good points in this conversation below. (I make more, but hey, who’s counting?) Oh yeah, conversation edited severely because otherwise you’d get mad and stop reading because it was too long.
FenchurchIV: Did i tell you about that other French movie I saw?
FenchurchIV: 'twas good.
Mojo530: No, you didn’t.
Mojo530: What was it.
FenchurchIV: Tous Les Matins Du Monde
FenchurchIV: you’ve never heard of it. but thats okay
Mojo530: Fun.
Mojo530: True, true.
FenchurchIV: It was about music and passion.
Next we’re going to watch a film, French Postcards, and another, La Femme Nikita
Mojo530: Hey! I know that last one.
FenchurchIV: Ya DO?! Ah. finally.
Mojo530: And yes, the movie, not the series. I got it for Deiket for her birthday.
FenchurchIV: Ohh cool. So you have heard of some French movies.
Mojo530: Some.
Mojo530: Meaning one.
FenchurchIV:
FenchurchIV: i’m guessing you take…Spanish, am i correct?
Mojo530: Bingo.
FenchurchIV: i don’t think they have quite the culture as the French…
Mojo530: What are you talking about?!
Mojo530: Spaniards have culture out the wazoo.
FenchurchIV: Come on, name me Spanish movies, authors, paintings, artists…
Mojo530: Salvador Dali.
FenchurchIV: Well, okay. But can Dali rival the impressionists? ::the dead ghosts of Monet, Degas, and Renoir appear behind Zoggie::
Mojo530: Gregorio Lopez.
Mojo530: (Writer)
FenchurchIV: (I know. Well okay i didn’t.)
FenchurchIV: Keep going.
FenchurchIV: Can your writers rival: Antoine de St. Exupery? Guy de Maupassant? Balzac? Moliere?
Mojo530: Eva Perron. Not really artist, but a damn good leader.
Mojo530: Gloria Estefan.
FenchurchIV: Colette? Emile Zola?
Mojo530: Well, maybe not her.
FenchurchIV: GLORIA ESTEFAN?!
FenchurchIV: Are you kidding me? This just proves it.
Mojo530: Alright, then, tell me this?
FenchurchIV: Yes, what?
Mojo530: Why has France kept its influence in Europe, while Spain’s “nonexistant” culture has influenced almost all of South America, Mexico, an uncountable number of Islands, and America?
FenchurchIV: Ah, well. The French are wise.
FenchurchIV: They are sagcious. They are aware that Americans will not be able to fully embody and appreciate their culture.
Mojo530: Or be able to keep out of wars when they can’t fight for more than five minutes without surrendering?
FenchurchIV: For example. Yourself. You said with your own words, that Indochine was a “chick flick.” It’s American attitudes like this that prevent the French culture from oozin in.
Mojo530: No, it’s French arrogance that keeps French culture from oozing in.
FenchurchIV: But ill tell you what. I’ll post this conversation to a SD thread. Lets let the Dopers decide, shall we?
Mojo530: Go for it.