Frequently True?: testicles + kick = vomit

Just as another anecdotal data point, I can testify that my first and worst encounter with a kidney stone was so excrutiatingly painful and nausea inducing that it did indeed cause me to vomit from the pain. And I normally have a reasonably high pain threshhold ( so it seems, anyway ).

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[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
Oh, and BTW, I’ve seen enough testicular crush injuries in my career to verify that such an injury does indeed frequently lead to vomiting. Among other things.
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Aw, come on. Do tell!

Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

Yes, I am one of the toughest men you know. But I damn well knew I wasn’t letting him open me up down there a second time.

Pain. Severe pain of that special kind. But no nausea.

I’ve never vomited when hit in the crotch.

Spookily though, I do hit anyone in the crotch that vomits on me.

Oh yeah, it happens. When I was in basic training we went through the obstacle course. One of the obstacles was a high wall we had to scale. I leaped up and was in the process of swinging my leg over when the next guy decided to be “helpful” by giving me a boost. I lifted about a foot up and then landed square on my sacred possessions. I swear I heard them crunch.
I fell off the wall, about 8 feet, and just lay there holding myself. I then puked all over my drill sergeant’s boots.
The guy who had pushed me avoided me for about a week, afraid that I’d return the favor.

Been hit in the nuts a few times; never puked. There were times when it might have come as a relief, though…

[QUOTE=Jonathan Chance]
Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

Yes, I am one of the toughest men you know. But I damn well knew I wasn’t letting him open me up down there a second time.

Pain. Severe pain of that special kind. But no nausea.
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resolves to remain intact :eek:

Stopped one while keeping wicket without a box to one of our faster bowlers. Much writhing around on the ground gasping for breath, but no regurgitation.

[QUOTE=Jonathan Chance]
Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

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That happened to by step BIL. The doc thought he got both sides, and now they have four kids.

[QUOTE=Angelahaus]
At a party last night the topic of if its possible that guys will throw up if hit in the crotch.
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Next week, on “Mythbusters” …

[QUOTE=Jonathan Chance]
Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

Yes, I am one of the toughest men you know. But I damn well knew I wasn’t letting him open me up down there a second time.

Pain. Severe pain of that special kind. But no nausea.
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Now everyone knows your user name, T-Bag.

One the ladies’ side: I once slipped on the ice and landed on my tailbone with my legs in a perfect split. I broke my tailbone and the rebound made me hit my crotch on the ice. I don’t even have the male equipment, but I did puke.

While playing a particularly savage game of croquet, I took a shot to the pills from a croquet ball that had been fired directly at me by a disgruntled opponent (we were kids at the time). The initial pain just made me grab my balls and gasp. It wasn’t until I dropped suddenly to my knees, thereby joggling the freshly injured oysters, that I blew chunks, which I then fell into when I put my hand down to steady myself and it slipped in the puke. All in all, a very memorable event.