Friday is Ask A Stupid Question Day. To mark the occasion, do you think the mods will mind if we filled GQ with stupid questions?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
I’m in the middle of training two people. Someone needs to tell them it’s not Friday yet.
Is it Friday yet?
And this would be different from any other day how?
Precisely the response I got when I announced the holiday to my office a few minutes ago.
They were no fun on Talk Like a Pirate Day and No Pants Day, either.
What I’d like to know is why in a thread about stupid questions, the ads are for lawyers.
My office was all over Talk Like A Pirate day like, um, a marauding horde of pirates on a ship carrying gold coin. So I better not tell them about Ask a Stupid Question Day. Unless I emphasize the “a” part of it – “You each get to ask a Stupid Question. One. That’s all. So you’re all gonna have to ratchet it back on Friday.”
Don’t jump the gun, man. It’s only Wednesday.
There are no stupid questions, only stupid guns.
You mean there’s a special day for it? So I should have told those people who come to the reference desk to com back later?
Fun!
Well, see, then maybe there’s hope that we can keep the spirit of Christmas all year round.
If people are able to do it with Stupid Questions Day…
“Ask a stupid question” day isn’t for another couple of days, right?
All I want to know is: when is Friday?
Is it this Friday or every Friday?
Is this the Friday when Mars will appear as big as the Full Moon?
Have you read GQ ?? Half the questions are brilliant, the other half are: :dubious: huh?
Why Don’t Washing Machines Buzz?
Why Does A Tread Mills Have A Motor?
“Prolly”: intentional clipping or illiteracy?
Not hearing voices but reading them?
Is there a list of things, opposite of the 7 deadly sins?
What’s the cheapest way to spend money in Europe?
Toothbrushes and water temperature
Are some chinese restaurant names jokes?
Does just saying you have the rights to something give you legal rights?
[Disclaimer:] I’m not saying these are all stupid questions, Just that their titles sound like they could be.[/Disclaimer]
Okay – this is a serious question here – no, really –
Why did I get four pirate-themed Google ads on this page?
Why do my shoes only fit on certain feet?
Oh, wait it’s Thursday. 'scuse me.
You got pirates, I got lawyers… Divorce lawyers, at that. Does Google know something I don’t!? :eek:
I got them too. Only they call these pirates ‘lawyers’.
And there are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions. To me. Over and over again.