Friday the 13th done come on a Tuesday this month!
Y’all are some considerably doomed! :eek:
dude… that’s deep.
Where are the cheetos?
I have no plans to get stoned, drunk, or laid today … though I do live in the vicinity of the original Camp Crystal Lake …
I’m only slightly doomed.
“Woooee! The Indians is escaped from Fort Mudge!”
Form the wimmins & chilluns into a circle, & dee-fend the covered wagons! (Them’s got the lunch in em.)
“The boy’s all gore and massacree!!!”
I gots me an Aunt what lives in massacree. South Massacree. Aunt Cassawarry.
"She’s a Rhode Island Red from Providence. No one from Providence should see me!
Looks like someun done been into the Aunt Granny’s Bitter Brittle Root agin.
Dog (who closely resembled Spiro Agnew): “We will have peace at home and honor abroad.”
Mr. Miggle: “Amen! Who’s this we’re going to honor?”
We have met the Enemy,
And He
Is Us.