Well, 1400 would have been interesting, but not that interesting, and 2000 is certainly way too far off. So, this is my 1399th post party, and, for kicks, 1399 is a neato prime number. Incidentally, so is 1499.
The bar is free, and there is enough beer and tequilla for everyone.
Co-ed nekkid twister tournament will begin immediately in the back room.
Co-ed nekkid post-count orgy will begin at 21:00 in the back back room.
Enjoy.
(oh, and don’t forget to bring presents!)
