Friends don't let friends wear ponchos (very short and petty)

All the girls at work wear them and they just look adorable.
Of course, I should mention that “all the girls” means the little girls at the preschool where I work. They’re all between three and six years old. :smiley:

I wouldn’t be caught dead in one.

When my brother and I used to play “CHiPs” on our bikes, he’d claim that because his hair was darker, I had to be John while he was Poncho.

I still have the emotional scars.

ok, I get the panchos, not a fan either, but what about Kilts now THOSE, i like…

…cause i own one.

I’m afraid… my Nanna who normally has really good fashion sense sent my mother and I a poncho… a dark purple one.

It’s actually nice, meant as outwear if you are dressed up to go to the theatre.

But damn it, I don’t have the clothes to wear it with, nor am I going to the opera or ballet anytime soon!

. . .and capri pants are okay if you’re Laura Petrie.

Please note that that monstrosity goes up to 4XL. Speaking as a fat person, I’d like to reiterate what I’ve said for years. Just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean that you should wear it.

For the record, I have no friends who wear ponchos.

They wear really ugly dashikis.

I’d wear a dashiki before I wore a poncho. I thought they were stupid when I was eight years old, and I stand by that assessment.

Besides, they make me look pregnant.

Poncho Abuse on a very scary global scale.

You are not wrong. EWWWW!

They look like they are wearing carpets.
Eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Three very unattractive carpet wearers to boot (specially that darn Aussie :D).

They all look kinda embarrassed for wearing it, don’t they. Kinda like Freshman initiation gone wrong.

Are you talking about the ponchos or the hairpieces ? :smiley: