TO ALL PARTIES AND THEIR ATTORNEYS OF RECORD:
PLEASE TAKE NOTICE THAT, pursuant to common notions of current aesthetics and hipness maintained by all civilized societies, certain looks have been determined to be played-out (the “Played-Out Looks”). The Played-Out Looks include, but are not limited to, the following: (i) the “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy” t-shirt, tank, or top of any kind; and (ii) the faux cowboy hat, including but not limited to the pink straw hat, or indeed straw hats of any form that are more appropriate to the garden than the rodeo.
In addition, we have observed self-professed heterosexual men, in an apparent attempt at either irony or a display of testosterone, who have donned their girlfriends’ pink straw faux cowboy hats, then pointed at themselves in grand gestures generally approximating the loose-limbed wave of a primate other than homo sapiens. Please note that, despite the apparent attempt to mimic either irony or manliness, this look is and remains Played Out.
The Played-Out Looks will no longer be tolerated by a civilized society. Guide yourself accordingly.