BG5: That’s Big Bird’s friend.
It’s either Phoebe or Monica (but I think Phoebe) in response to Rachel’s question “Who’s George Snuffleupagus?” after the other girls make a big deal over accidentally getting George Stepanophalous’ pizza.
HB1: That guy, he burns me up.
MrsMonkey might be right, but it’s also said by Ross to the gang when Rachel’s father upsets her by offering to buy her a Mercedes.
–Cliffy
I can’t remember what it was that Joey said, but I think this was the first episode of the second season.
any3: I’m not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn’t look good.
any4: No thanks, I’m 29.
any5: There should be a GoldMan!
any4: No thanks, I’m 29.
Ross when offered a glass of chocolate milk by, um, Joey?
any3: I’m not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn’t look good.
Phoebe, after giving Monica the non-Demi Moore haircut.
any4: No thanks, I’m 29.
Chandler, after being offered something… chocolate milk, perhaps?
any5: There should be a GoldMan!
Ross…but I can’t remmeber the cicumstances.
JS1: Stevie, I was never here.
JS2: You owe me a new cat.
JS3: Stephanie knows all the chords - bleah!
JS4: Now…what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
Mr. Heckles, when Phoebe and Rachel were trying to find the owner of the cat they found during the blackout.
I came up with a couple, just ones that always cracked me up:
D1: Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt!
D2: I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.
D3: And we all know what a challenge that is.
D4: If it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it.
D4: If it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it.
Rachel. Her and Monica were babysitting Ben, and threw him into a beam on the ceiling, bumping his head. Rachel said this after banging her head against the wall to show Ben it was fun.
BG11: It’s no fat. It’s no sugar. It’s no dairy. It’s no good-- throw it out.
BG12: I can’t believe one of us has one of these.
I know! I’m still one of these!
BG13: That’s right! I’m taking the ESSENCE!
BG12: Said by Rachel (I believe) and Chandler as everybody looked down at newborn Ben.
no. please try again
Chandler, to Monica, at Mike’s Piano Bar
Pheobe, referring to her former partner, played by Chrissie Hinds
Joey, referring to the frozen dessert substitute one of the girls wanted him to eat? (not sure about this one)
T’wernt Joey.
Maybe he said it to her at one point, but that’s not the one I’m thinking of.
BG13: That’s right! I’m taking the ESSENCE!
Love this one! That would be Joey, taking the cushions from the chair that Chandler wanted to sit in, while they were supposed to be getting dressed up. This, of course, led to Joey’s “Could I be wearing any more clothes” bit from earlier in the thread.
Draelin, anyrose, you are correct.
Chrissie Hynde wasn’t Phoebe’s ex-partner, she was her replacement. E.G. Daily played Phoebe’s ex-partner.
any5: There should be a GoldMan!
Phoebe, from a conversation with Chandler about why Spider-Man is pronounced as it sounds instead of Spidermun as are the names Goldman and Silverman. Chandler explains that he’s a Spider Man and Goldman’s just a name. There’s no Gold Man.
C1: “I really want a million dollars!”
–Cliffy
Chandler, after Rachel in wedding dress bursts into Central Perk immediately after Ross says “I really just want to be married!”
And this was on the very first Episode of Friends.
s1=uh, when were you under me?
s2=no, it’s kiwi lime pie.
And while we’re on the subject… anyone have any clue as to where to get 'Joey’s Chair" that he had in his fancy shmancy apartment? It was also Worf’s Chair.
I’d like to participate in this thread, but it’s gotten too chaotic and twirly 
Ross, in response to Rachel’s “I’m over you.”
Monica to Ross, who thought he was eating key lime pie, just before he goes to the hospital because he’s allergic to kiwis.
Darn. I was just about to post “JS5: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?”