Wow - I didn’t remember that until after reading this… I may be wrong on her exact wording. Do we have a way of verifying these?
D1: Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt!
By Rachel to Chandler - he’s been to meet with the career counseler, she told him you couldn’t see the nipples before he left to go see the counselor
BG11: It’s no fat. It’s no sugar. It’s no dairy. It’s no good-- throw it out.
By Brad Pitt’s character to Monica about the food he brought to Thanksgiving.
Penn Jillette as an encyclopedia salesman to Joey. (Joey’s response: “Spock’s birth control.”)
any6: You have to take a course, or they don’t let you do it.
Said by Susan to Ross, after he comments that they have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Not hard but:
a1: Seven
a2: Get there faster
RH1: “Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!”
RH2: “It’s been years since your father and I went running.”
Said by Rachel to Phoebe, after Phoebe said, “Did you know they put the tattoos on with NEEDLES?!?”
[QUOTE=River Hippie]
RH1: “Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!”
[QUOTE]
Rachel to Phoebe when Pheebs chickened out of her tattoo, “But they put it on with needles!” (or something similar)
BG 14: First name Crap, last name Bag.
Said by Mike to Phoebe, when they were talking about changing their names.
Phoebe wanted to change her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.
Pheobe had already officially changed her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.
Yeah, you’re right. I should have know that.
Because you are just a bad a geek as I am.
Monica in an argument with Chandler over what time they were supposed to meet
Chandler, to Joey, because everyone but Joey has realized something, tho I forget the specifics.
any7: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
any8: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.
any9: I’ll cancel the sodas…
Said by Chandler, when someone was talking about a cute house - ack! I can’t remember the exact circumstances!
Said by Rachel, about the guys letting the chick and the duck roam around.
“No, no, you say that proudly!” - Chandler 
It just hit me:
Said by Joey or Chandler (but I think it’s Chandler - damn, I’m drawing a blank - it was Chandler, right?), after they had settled into their new Lazy-Boys with food and the TV. They wondered if they really wanted to have to get up to, you know…
I thought “Seven!” was when Monica was giving Chandler tips on improving his “skills” and acted out a scenario of hitting the seven erogenous zones. She stayed on Seven a few times there at the end… 
oh yes - that’s right. And a much better answer. How could I have forgotten that scene?
yes Chandler said it, but not under those circumstances.
(Chandler really has all the best lines)
Right people, but wrong situation for both of these. MrsMonkey got the first.
Chandler to Joey, when they were in Richard’s apartment. Joey was holding a tape (“Probably a sex tape!”) with Monica’s name on it.
HB11: Weeeee-nieeeer…