Re: “Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?”
Damn, I’m racking my brain and I can’t remember. Why did Chandler say this?
the full exchange was when Monica was offered her first chef-ship, right after she & Pheobe started the catering business:
I can’t believe I get to do this one!
That’s Chandler, to Stevie the TV, when he sits in Joey’s chair and it falls apart. (He doesn’t realize that it was already broken, and he replaces it with his, leading Joey to think that the chair is miraculously self-healing.
Okay, here are mine. Most of them are not very hard, though.
Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house.
Z4 2: I’m not very fond of New York. Queens, I like.
Z4 3: Big fat goalie!
Z4 4: A small puff of air. Come on!
Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat?
Z4 6: They hate all living things.
Z4 7: I think it was a mouse.
Z4 8: You nailed that old lady!
Z4 9: That’s funny, because you are a huge crap-weasel!
Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic.
Will I be the first? Joey during the Trivia game episode in answer to "What was Monica’s knickname in high school.
Pheobe to Joey teaching him how to play the guitar.
Ross to Paolo on learning he doesn’t speak English well.
Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic.
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Actually, this thread has gotten pretty disorganized so I thought I’d perform a valuable public service
Here are the quotes that haven’t yet been correctly identified:
BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up!
HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won’t make it to yoga class today?
HB5: You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
HB9: What’s a “niffle”?
D2: I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.
D3: And we all know what a challenge that is.
RH2: “It’s been years since your father and I went running.”
HB11: Weeeee-nieeeer…
Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house.
Z4 2: I’m not very fond of New York. Queens, I like.
Z4 4: A small puff of air. Come on!
Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat?
Z4 6: They hate all living things.
Z4 7: I think it was a mouse.
Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic.
A bunch of them are mine, because y’all haven’t really had time to get to them yet, but the rest are just old ones that no one has gotten. (Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.)
Thank you Z for the update. Usually I try to do that on the start of each new page but I was far too busy and lazy. You’re the best!
I think this one is Phoebe - I can’t remember the situation.
Chandler, taking Rachel’s money that she ‘cursed’ after losing it in the poker game.
Susan to Ross, after he mentioned that Ben (in utero) was his kid too, since he made the sperm.
Monica to Rachel, while at the eye doctor’s. Rachel is afraid of the eye doctor.
Chandler. I can’t remember exactly who he said it about - some guy one of the girls was dating.
Right person, wrong situation.
Chandler’s Dad at his show in Vegas.
RH3: “Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!”
Monica & Ross’s parents, discussing what happened to her wedding money.
Again, Monica & Ross’s dad talking about Richard’s “chippie in the city”
I thought this one was answered - It was Ross to the in the episode he had to sell cookies for the GS whose injury he inadvertently caused - He was trying to get the others to believe she was faking being hurt
Mike, at Pheobe’s after they heard a trap snap shut, and Pheobe was worried Bob had been killed. Phoebe’s response was “Susie?!?!?!?!?”
Joey - demonstrating his “prowess” as a Museum Guide - after Ross corrected him that the dinosaur in question was really from the Mesosoiac (or some such) era
Nope. Not the speaker or the circumstance I’m quoting.
That’s Phoebe, yelling at the unconscious ‘Coma Guy’ in the hospital with Monica in an attempt to wake him.
Richard, to Monica, about Monica’s dad finding out about them.
Monica, to Rachel, while reading Rachel’s poorly-typed erotica.
Three from me:
Hog1: “No suds, no save. OK?”
Hog2: “Aramis. Aramis. Aramis.”
Hog3: “I’m David Bowie!”
Maybe, but that’s not the answer I was thinking of. Any other guesses?
That’s the evil munchkin-lady with too much eye makeup who stole Rachel’s machine at the laundromat in the first season.
Gah! Forgot about the thread! Bibliocat, you were correct on my other two. 
HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won’t make it to yoga class today?
This is Ross to Treeger (the super). I don’t remember exactly why he had to miss the class.
D2: I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.
BiblioCat got it, except it was Phoebe, not Rachel, who cursed the poker money.
A few more:
C2: I just caught the live show.
C3. And that’s how we get hamburger. (sung)
C4. Drew has some ground rules. (Same episode as C3. Guess what I watched this weekend?)
C5. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
–Cliffy
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C2: I just caught the live show.
C3. And that’s how we get hamburger. (sung)
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Pheobe singing to pre-schoolers.
The cow in the meadow goes “mooo” and then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up. . ."
Monica to Ross, after getting stuck in the bathroom and watching her parents go at it. This was after she saw them on a video they made of themselves (on the tail end of the infamous Prom Video).
Correct!
–Cliffy