Friends Quote Trivia Thread.

It was Ross to Monica, after she rubbed a gray furry thing on her face that she pulled out of her ruined box of treasures from her parent’s house. (Eww.)

Jade, the aerobics instructor who thought Chandler was “Bob”, telling “Bob” about her date with Chandler

Nerts! I can’t answer any of the remaining ones but I’d like to add two of my own.
(Wording may not be 100% exact)

WE 1: Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse in it’s house.

WE2: Now, aren’t you sorry you licked my muffin?

Gunther to the guy Phoebe was dating who didn’t wear underwear.

Monica to Chandler, after he licked what he thought was her muffin.

ZS 11: I’m not too mature! Boobies! Butt-cracks!

ZS 12: I’m not Bob Hope.

ZS 13: She only spins like that on ice, you know.

ZS 14: The bike is dying.

Shoot, I know this one. I think it’s Rachel who said it to Ross, after he put Dorothy Hamill on his ‘Freebie List.’
If not, then someone said it to Chandler.

Ross to Phoebe, when she refused to ride the bike he bought her, after she had a hard time learning to ride it.

Chandler, to the other interns at the advertising agency.

(paraphrasing) “Ok, I’m a little older than you guys, but it’s not like I’m Bob Hope.”

Okay, I’ll add some.

BC1. I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.

BC2. Yeah, you have homosexual hair.

BC3. Let’s just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

BC4. I used to be Bryce on All My Children.

BC5. Two-parter: Who asked: “Okay ***, I gotta ask. The hot girl from the xerox place buck naked, or a big tub of jam?”
And who answered: “Put your hands together!”

BC6: Question. Was, “Egg the Gellers!” the war cry of your neighborhood?

BC7: Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore because I drank it!

BC8: You have crossed the line. You are so far past the line you can’t even see it! The line is a dot to you!

BC9: Hey, don’t mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop.

BC10: Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took. So this time I decided to do something a little more intellectual, with you know, a less painful final exam.

Rachel, after Marcel ran onto her room and caused his brand of havoc

Gunther, when Joey complained about being dropped down an elevator shaft - The statement was preceeded by Gunther saying “I was buried in an avalanche” to which Joey just looked :confused:

Chandler

Joey

Chandler, after Joey’s birthday party where he made out with one of Joey’s sisters

I think **Frank Jr ** said it, (but it might have been Chandler) when FJ and the missus bought Pheobe a “present” from the drugstore (a lollipop and a pregnancy test)

Has to be Phoebe, but I don’t remember the situation

The situation is right, but it was Monica that said it.

To Chandler when he was trying to figure out why everyone at his office apparently thought he was gay. I believe the speaker was Rachel, definitely one of the girls.

Joey to Chandler regarding Chandler kissing Joey’s girlfriend, when Chandler said that he crossed the line…

Right situation, but it was not Rachel who said this.
Not answered:

BC6: Question. Was, “Egg the Gellers!” the war cry of your neighborhood?

I finally figured out “Aramis. Aramis. Aramis.” It’s been bugging me.

Anyway, it was Joey, hitting on a woman in the subway who also sold perfume with him. The line is him demonstrating him offering cologne samples. It’s followed up with her ditching him because of the VD ads that Joey was featured in.

“Wieeee-nieeeerrr” is still making my scratch my head, though. Little help?

Hint: Phone call.