Frikkin Mutant Cyclops Shark. No Frikkin Laser Beams from forehead. Newslink

One-eyed shark. Freakier than really necessary.

A sad of of laser beams. A symbol of declining standards.
I blame [del]Bush [/del] [del]Obama [/del] TubaDiva.

Too bad it can’t borrow one from that 3-eyed cat.

That thing looks exactly like Mike Wazowski.